Things that piss me off: # 1834

Consider this exchange between 2 random people:

Guy/Gal #1 : Alright then, I'll give you a ring tomorrow. What's your phone number?
Guy/Gal #2 : Uhm....erm let me look for my phone because I don't know it by heart..erm... Oh! Right! My number is (looking at mobile phone)....erm...can't find it hehe, well I'll just ring you now so you can save it. I never have to ring myself you see.

If you identify yourself with guy/gal # 2 above then my friend you're a moron! Learn your stupid number! In fact, once you buy your shiny new phone the first thing you oughta do before checking if it has cool games or if you can take pretty pictures with it is learning your fscking number! Shouldn't take you more than 2 minutes mate.

Moron with new phone: Cool! I can use it as a remote for the telly!
Sensible non-moron guy: No idiot!
- Moron with new phone gets bitch-slapped...



Telling people you don't know your number because you never have to dial it doesn't let you off the hook, it just makes you look stupider!

The same goes for your email passwords, bank account numbers and all that shit you've never though important to know by heart. Well, guess what? It IS important so if you don't know any of this stuff go and do it now! And while you're are it bitch-slap yourself twice since I'm not there to do it for you.

In closing, I leave you with this small excerpt from a simpsons episode (the one where they change the area codes).

Phoney: Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey?
[cut to the audience]
Wiggum: How big of a monkey?

Well, are you?

Thought so...