[8] Quakers

Here at needless junk we appreciate our readers' opinions, so today's post is gonna be concerned with answering a comment one of our valued readers left us regarding our last comic 'lemAnade'.

bikemonkey83 said...
Weebl and Bob must be quaking in their...well...whatever they have instead of boots.
2/6/06 23:54

Well bikemonkey, to answer your comment we had to go directly to the source. The following are still shots taken from outside weebl and bob's house by one of the many paparazzi we have at our disposal (click on the image (twice) to make it larger).


So there you go dykemonkey, we can clearly see that they are actually quaking in their...boots. If you wonder why they're wearing those boots, the obvious answer is: because they're pansies! Foockin' fairies...

And that solves that.

V.

p.s. I'm going to the world cup :D on monday so I'm not gonna post until I come back (after the 28th). I know you'll miss me but take heart on the fact that I'll be having fun ;)

p.p.s. My birthday is on the 20th, so if you wanna leave a comment it'll be much appreciated.

Jacket potato

Usually I consider myself more like a couch potato, but today I'd say jacket potato is a better term to describe my situation. You see, here in england they build houses in such a way as to retain as much heat as possible in the walls. But when the thermometer rises a little bit (this week we've had 20 degrees most of the time) the houses can gain oven-like features and hence people living in them can be likened to jacket potatoes or any other thing you like to put in an oven.

My room, being in the top floor and all, accumulates a lot of heat (it also gets pretty cold in winter time, a real piece of art) during the day. Add to that the fact that my window is stuck and can't be opened by any means possible and voila! You have your own turkish bath :D I mean, a little while ago I was chatting away on msn when I suddenly noticed that I was sweating! Who the hell sweats by typing in the computer?!?!?! And it's not like te 70% humidity is helping either. This is not a rant, I'm actually quite happy with this kind of weather, which we don't get very often, and I can tolerate some sweatiness and stickiness if that's what it takes. It's just I didn't have anything to write about and any kind of post is better than no post, innit?

But seriously, dudes and dudettes, right now I could wrap myself in cling film or aluminum foil, spread some vegetables here and there, apply some butter, go to bed and tomorrow I'd be quite the feast for one of those cannibalistic tribes we all hear about in jokes.

Hoping that I didn't anger the weather gods and they don't revert to the rainy shit again,

V.

p.s. Here comes the sweat again...

p.p.s. Wrote this last night but blogger was down so had to post it this morning

[7] Lemanade

For those of you who thought my awesome comic was dead and buried, my combolations to you 'cause you couldn't be more wrong! It's back even stronger than before and in technicolor!...Well make that tri-color; black, white and yellowish.

Ahhh the memories, who didn't sell lemonade as a youngster in the hope of earning enough money to buy a GI Joe or some shit like that only to have your dreams shattered when you realised nobody buys lemonade from a stupid kid on the streets...sucker! Well, I certainly didn't! I also certainly didn't cry myself to sleep when I couldn't buy my GI Joe, sniff.

Ok boys and grrrrls, you know what's next. Leave comments. ;D

V.